Returning Catracho Report: You know you live in the ghetto when...

Quotes

I guess you never know what you've got until it's gone, I guess that's why I'm hearing I can't come back home; And guess whe I heard that? When I was back HOME... - Kanye West "Homecoming"
Before you re-up, get a lap top. Make a business for yourself, boy set some goals. Make a fat dime out of dust and coals" - Outkast; B.O.B
Get your kids in school, so they can get an education, get a dregree and take a vacation. - Too Short; "Gettin' It"
Cause every fourth quarter, I like to Mike Jordan ‘em. - Jay-Z; "Never Let Me Down" (Kaye West feat. Jay-Z)
I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. -Michael Jordan
I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in. Maurice in Coming to America"